To Free Verse Poets
We've all got emotions, yours aren't so very unique,
though I'll give you credit for exposing them to critique.
If you've got something to say, why not do it in prose?
Without meter or rhyme, is it poetry? Who knows!
I'm happy to listen to your unique perspective on life,
with sympathy I'll hear your witness of pain, suffering, and strife.
Gladly I'll pay attention as you eulogize lost heroes,
just please, choose a conducive medium for your throes.
Penta, tetra, hexa, use whatever meter fits best!
Try a rhyme, try an iamb, put your skills to the test!
I'm not asking you to compose sonnets, odes, or dirges,
merely suggesting you give some form to your expressive urges.
I don't mean to be hurtful, I'm not denigrating your art,
but what exactly is it, of which you'd like to be a part?
Are you writing for posterity? Are you furthering some cause?
Or merely aggrandizing your ego, by breaking established laws?
Verbal art is wonderful, its potential's rich and deep.
Why object so shrilly to any standards we should keep?
You'll say: "To break free from limiting and repressive rules!"
But constraints, you see, with creativity can be good tools.
Related: this post. I'm glad I went though an art-scene phase so that I could confidently not want to be a part of it (at least, in its current state and as I've experienced it). Eventually I'll lend some helpful advice to painters, musicians, and sculptors as well; though you can probably extrapolate what it might sound like.
Also: I realize there are metrical and rhyming flaws in my little polemic. Just consider it more meta-humor.